As we return to the airwaves, so do the weekly ding ding kickings! This week, we go straight to the obvious winner: the douchebag Tiger Woods. How the HELL do you cheat on that much hawtness???? And who the fuck called golf a sport? That asshat deserves a supplemental kicking of the ding ding, assuming that jackoff has a ding ding. After all these years, Tiger Woods finally gets what's been coming to him for far too long, as well as this week's kicking of the ding ding! It's a hole in one!
Stay tuned, if we're lucky, we might even have the very first kicking of the vajayjay! Tune in live Sunday at 9pm and find out!
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