OK, so we're not doing a show this week because of the holiday. If we were there would be a relentless kicking of the ding dings of the Secret Service. This is why: http://us.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/11/25/state.dinner.crashers/index.html.
In an age where a sitting democratically-elected President has already received at least twice the amounts of threats against his life than his predecessor (who served 8 years), this is ABSOLUTELY INEXCUSABLE! In a world full of a bunch of senseless, brainless & brainwashed, soulless, and reasonless bastards (aka teabaggers); racists; Republicans; and other clueless fucks out there, there is no room for failure...he is OUR President, whether you voted for him or not. If you're a patriot, you support your president...well this is what you kept telling me for the past 9 years.
And if this wasn't bad enough...via 19 News in Cleveland, these 2 fucktards are "stars on a 'yet to air reality series.'" First the Balloon Boy, now this....makes it perfectly clear....REALITY TV MUST STOP NOW.
So this ding ding kicking goes to Tareq and Michaele Salahi, and the failures in the Secret Service. Fuck you, suck it, and take what's coming to you: firings, and this royal ding ding kicking!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
New Video of the Week Chosen
The Glenn Beck was so good it earned Video of the Week honors from November 8-21! Now with Thanksgiving knocking at our doors, here's something to eat when the turkey takes you down!
Don't forget to send your comments about the Twilight Twats at sparklyvampiressuck@llama80.com!
Don't forget to send your comments about the Twilight Twats at sparklyvampiressuck@llama80.com!
Friday, November 20, 2009
What's Your Take on New Moon?
Got thoughts about the *cough* Twilight/New Moon movie? Are you a fan? Do you hate it so much it makes you wanna punch a baby? Email your thoughts at sparklyvampiressuck@llama80.com. We might read the responses on air, so make them good!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Nov. 15: Teabaggers who continue to use Nazi propaganda against our President, yet can attack a Holocaust survivor (Draft)
Note: This was written last week at the highpoint of my anger over this, so it may not make sense. I'll revise this when the NyQuil wears off...
For those who know me, you know that I have little to no respect for anyone out there who considers themselves as being a teabagger. I try to let go of all of the practical bullshit they pull to muddy the waters of American politics. I didn't think they could pull off something lower than anything humanly possible, but they've managed to do just that, and that's why I can't let this one go, and thus makes them the perfect recipient of this week's kicking of the ding ding.
For those who know me, you know that I have little to no respect for anyone out there who considers themselves as being a teabagger. I try to let go of all of the practical bullshit they pull to muddy the waters of American politics. I didn't think they could pull off something lower than anything humanly possible, but they've managed to do just that, and that's why I can't let this one go, and thus makes them the perfect recipient of this week's kicking of the ding ding.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Preview of the Next Kicking of the Ding Ding Installment
Guess what kids, it didn't take too long to find the next worthy jabronis to get a kick in the ding ding from Jesse Wilder! Here's a preview.
Nov. 8: The Asshole Father Who Killed His Daughter For Being "Westernized" in America
In a week that saw two cowardly shootings, which we took care of on air, there was still one royal assclown who deserves a royal kicking in his tiny, withered ding ding.
Information on the asshole.
Faleh Almaleki, an Iraqi immigrant and father of 20 year old Noor Almaleki, was outraged that his daughter became "Westernized," and did not follow his religious traditions. So outraged, that he decided it be best to mow her down with his car, along with the mother of her boyfriend. After the suffering, and spinal surgery, Noor sadly died; the boyfriend's mother is still in serious condition at the hospital. After being the pussy that he was for running over his daughter, the coward decided to leave the country...maybe his conscious caught up to him. He was caught in the UK, and he was flown back her to face aggravated assault charges. Now he can be charged with Murder.
Really, does religion consume so much of a person to cloud their judgments, and reason, insomuch as to kill your own daughter for "bringing shame to the family?" I mean Joe Wilson brought shame to the nation, yet patriots are not killing him. And then to think about it, he's complaining about his daughter being "Westernized" in THE WESTERN WORLD!!!! What do you expect, you asshat? I'm not going too far as calling this a Christian country, but in the Western World, in America, you have the freedom to practice any religion however you like, insomuch as it doesn't draw harm to others. If you do not believe in one aspect of a religion, here in the land of the free, you don't have to practice it. If it's outdated, don't follow it. In a geeky sense, you're mad because your daughter's running on Windows 7 but you want her to run on your Windows 95...heaven forbid your religion ran on Mac!
Ultimately, religion promotes peace, love, and understanding. How can you do that when you kill your own flesh and blood just because she has a disagreement? For that I say fuck you, burn in hell, and here's your kick in the ding ding, you worthless fuck!
Information on the asshole.
Faleh Almaleki, an Iraqi immigrant and father of 20 year old Noor Almaleki, was outraged that his daughter became "Westernized," and did not follow his religious traditions. So outraged, that he decided it be best to mow her down with his car, along with the mother of her boyfriend. After the suffering, and spinal surgery, Noor sadly died; the boyfriend's mother is still in serious condition at the hospital. After being the pussy that he was for running over his daughter, the coward decided to leave the country...maybe his conscious caught up to him. He was caught in the UK, and he was flown back her to face aggravated assault charges. Now he can be charged with Murder.
Really, does religion consume so much of a person to cloud their judgments, and reason, insomuch as to kill your own daughter for "bringing shame to the family?" I mean Joe Wilson brought shame to the nation, yet patriots are not killing him. And then to think about it, he's complaining about his daughter being "Westernized" in THE WESTERN WORLD!!!! What do you expect, you asshat? I'm not going too far as calling this a Christian country, but in the Western World, in America, you have the freedom to practice any religion however you like, insomuch as it doesn't draw harm to others. If you do not believe in one aspect of a religion, here in the land of the free, you don't have to practice it. If it's outdated, don't follow it. In a geeky sense, you're mad because your daughter's running on Windows 7 but you want her to run on your Windows 95...heaven forbid your religion ran on Mac!
Ultimately, religion promotes peace, love, and understanding. How can you do that when you kill your own flesh and blood just because she has a disagreement? For that I say fuck you, burn in hell, and here's your kick in the ding ding, you worthless fuck!
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Read Ben with a Q's Latest Feature on Page Six
Read Ben with a Q's latest post on The Llama Times Page Six. Here you'll get to know more about Ben with a Q, his father, reflections on the shootings this week, and why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. It's an interesting read, you should read.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Another Q Feature on Page Six
Looks like Ben with a Q (TM) is once again featured on The Llama Times Page Six, and will be time and time again: The Llama Times: Page Six
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Nov. 1: 75% of Republican Senators Voting Against the Franken Anti-Rape Bill
The first recipient(s) of the coveted Llama80 Weekly Kicking of the Ding Ding goes to not one, not two, not three, but 30 MEN. 30 Republican Senators to be exact. These are the 30 men who believe that it's perfectly fine to heavily politicize the accusations of a community organization that receives tax money, but sit on their hands when a corporation (who also receives tax money, breaks, and undebatable contracts) electrocutes their own country's fighting men in Iraq and deny a woman her right to justice after being GANG RAPED and locked in a crate for reporting the crime.
http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/15/jon-stewart-on-the-gops-support-for-gang-rape/
I don't know if I can add to the content of the two videos; they both explain themselves.
How in the world could ANYONE vote against such a bill? Calling it a "political move" is such a fucking douche move. As Jon Stewart said, "If, to protect Halliburton, you have to side against rape victims, you might want to rethink your allegiances."
All I know is with this in mind, I certainly do not want to hear any more bitching from the neo-CONS out there about ACORN. All of the shit they're accused of doesn't even remotely come close to the actual bullshit Halliburton has been caught with: from denying a rape victim justice & allowing an environment where she was locked in a crate when the gang-rape was reported, to electrocuting our military with their half-assed attempts of fulfilling their contracted work. You 30 Republican dipshits realize these things should work both ways, right? And for that, you 30 assclowns get kicked in your shriveled little ding dings.
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http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/15/jon-stewart-on-the-gops-support-for-gang-rape/
I don't know if I can add to the content of the two videos; they both explain themselves.
How in the world could ANYONE vote against such a bill? Calling it a "political move" is such a fucking douche move. As Jon Stewart said, "If, to protect Halliburton, you have to side against rape victims, you might want to rethink your allegiances."
All I know is with this in mind, I certainly do not want to hear any more bitching from the neo-CONS out there about ACORN. All of the shit they're accused of doesn't even remotely come close to the actual bullshit Halliburton has been caught with: from denying a rape victim justice & allowing an environment where she was locked in a crate when the gang-rape was reported, to electrocuting our military with their half-assed attempts of fulfilling their contracted work. You 30 Republican dipshits realize these things should work both ways, right? And for that, you 30 assclowns get kicked in your shriveled little ding dings.
Greetings & Complementary Kicking of the Ding Ding
Welcome to the Llama80's Weekly Kicking of the Ding Ding blog. Here you will mostly find the morons in the news that Llama80 decided to kick in the ding ding, either on air, on the website (http://llama80.com), or both. You may also find other ramblings from the co-host Jesse here as well. Anyhoo, drink your coffee, eat your Double Stack, pet a llama, wear a cup, and enjoy the kicking of the ding dings...because hey, these twats have it coming!
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