Holiday Ding Ding Kicking!

We at Llama80 wish everyone a very Happy Harmonica and a Happy New Beer to one and all! We're taking the next two Sundays off, but we'll be back with the first Llama80 of 2010 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 9PM Eastern.

Meanwhile, there are still some ding dings that are in desperate need in kicking. Case in point: Detective Baylor of the DC Police. You've probably heard of this, but he's the whiny little nigga in a Hummer who pulled a gun in a large snowball fight. The video below tells the story.



Now this bitch is behind a desk and being investigated, why, because his precious little Hummer got pelted with snowballs. You're a whiny little bitch who should have just stayed inside or even going a different route...I mean you're a DETECTIVE AFTER ALL, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STREET COP!!! Personally I think this bitch needs to be tied down to a fence, while people from the community he terrorized gather, and be assaulted with ice-balls for a good 10 minutes, but for the time being, he'll just get kicked in his withered little ding ding! Enjoy, Grinch!

New Video(s) of the Week Posted

Let's celebrate the holidays like the late night tv hosts do this week.

Dec. 13: The Assholes Who Are Behind the Senesless Human Rights Violations of Homosexuals

Watching the news this week, it wasn’t that difficult to determine who would be awarded the ding ding kicking. The only difficulty of it was watching the story behind it evolve.

This Should Make BenQ's Day...

Dec. 6: Tiger Woods, the Douchebag

As we return to the airwaves, so do the weekly ding ding kickings!  This week, we go straight to the obvious winner: the douchebag Tiger Woods.  How the HELL do you cheat on that much hawtness????  And who the fuck called golf a sport?  That asshat deserves a supplemental kicking of the ding ding, assuming that jackoff has a ding ding.  After all these years, Tiger Woods finally gets what's been coming to him for far too long, as well as this week's kicking of the ding ding!  It's a hole in one!

Stay tuned, if we're lucky, we might even have the very first kicking of the vajayjay!  Tune in live Sunday at 9pm and find out!

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