Llama80's Ding Ding Kicking Blog

What's With the Japanese??!!

2010-07-23T21:48:00.001-05:00

Wait for the end! Feel free to say WTF!

and if you think that's bad...

Craig Ferguson 7/13/10G Late Late show BUZZ ending

2010-07-15T08:44:00.000-05:00

The. Best. Closing. Segment. Ever. Period.

Ghetto Ass Ice Cream Truck

2010-07-14T15:27:00.000-05:00

I don't know why but I find joy every time I see this video.

Michael Jordan answers Kobe Bryant vs LeBron James

2010-07-14T08:41:00.000-05:00

The New LeBron Commercials

2010-07-14T08:39:00.000-05:00

One of the best radio on-air quits ever! ("I QUIT THIS B*TCH!") CLASSIC!...

2010-07-14T08:06:00.000-05:00

It's Beautiful...So, So Beautiful!

2010-01-25T23:11:00.000-06:00

Thanks Jayman

Jan. 17: Soulless, Selfish Human Trash: Pat Robertson & Rush Limbaugh for Exploiting the Earthquake in Haiti

2010-01-14T03:42:00.000-06:00

The 7.0 earthquake in Haiti Tuesday was catastrophic. At a time where grand tragedy takes place, we should be doing everything humanly possible (key word human) to help those in dire need. However, there are some in this world, and most sadly, they are in this country, who won’t help these people, but would do everything in their rotten power to seize on this like it’s a golden opportunity to push their agendas. Pat Robertson & Rush Limbaugh are these sick bastards who have tarnished the legacy of the human race for doing just that.

Wednesday, Pat Robertson (I won’t give it the benefit of calling him “reverend”) was on his 700 Club, while raising funds for those in Haiti even, where he said “…they [the Haitian people of years ago] got together & swore a pact to the devil. They said ‘we will serve you if you get us free from the French’… it’s a true story. And so the devil said ok it’s a deal. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another…desperately poor… They need to have, and we need to pray for them, a great turning to God.”

All of this would be quite hilarious, if it weren’t for the fact that he has a clan of mindless sheep who believe he’s preaching the Gospel. This isn’t the first time this religion for political & monetary profit exploiter put his foot in his mouth. Remember how we Americans were punished in 2001 for homosexuality and feminism? And who could forget how the People of New Orleans brought the tragedy & devastation from Hurricane Katrina upon themselves? And all of this done, mind you, in the mind of Pat Robertson, by a God who loves you.

But let’s look into the demented mind of this old, senile, hateful servant of God. To a being of logic/reason—you know, that God-given capability that separates Man from animal—any talk of making a deal with a “devil” is foolish gibberish. The same goes with any argument where you have to reiterate that “it’s a true story,” especially within the vocal tone you presented it to your 700 Club audience. And while we’re at it, the term “700 Club” isn’t really a good thing to call your little group—I mean if God loves all, it should be a society, not a “club.” Maybe, if there were a just and truly loving God, He would use that “club” on you and beat you senseless. But I digress.

Haven’t you learned your lesson from 2001 & 2005, Pat??? Obviously you haven’t, Pat, because you don’t have a brain…you sold that, along with your soul, when you founded the 700 Club. When you say that natural disasters happen because God is punishing the people for past behaviors, you are blaming a bunch of innocent people who had NOTHING TO DO with the tragedy befallen onto them. YOU’RE KICKING PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE DOWN…hurting, and dying. You know what, if God really created all these natural disasters to punish the bad people, the Vatican would have been destroyed LONG AGO! On top of that, if said God has to inflict harm on innocent people to punish the few wicked, said God would be going against everything He stands for. Said God can kiss the fattest part of my ass. However I know, for I am a Man of Reason, that God does NOT do such a thing. You are not a servant of God. You know NOTHING of what God truly is. You are a sick, demented weasel of a person for exploiting the innocent victims of the earthquake in Haiti, in order to profit off of it by promoting your version of the Lord and Savior. And for that, you worthless sack of excrement, you can ROT IN THE HELL YOUR DEMENTED EMPTY SOUL HAS CREATED. May the hounds of Hell feast on your wretched soul, and before they do, make sure you say hi to Jerry Falwell for me.

If this wasn’t low enough, Rush Limbaugh complained about the time it took President Obama to issue responses for the “Fruit of Ka-Boom” bomber on Christmas (3 days) and the Haitian earthquake (less than 24 hours). Boss Limburger, er… I mean Limbaugh, even went as far as to claim that President Obama was “clearly irritated that he had to do it…he didn’t want to do it.” I call BULLSHIT to your claims, and BULLSHIT in the spirit in which you make them. Do you know no shame? Are you really trying to sell your political agenda at a time like this? Are you really pushing politics on a people who have absolutely nothing to do with the American politic? You went in the hospital in the holidays complaining of conditions similar to a heart attack…you just proven to me you were just exaggerating your illness—you have to have a heart before you can have a heart attack! (Yeah, fuck you still for attacking Michael J. Fox).

But let’s look at your claims. Yes, it took President Obama three days to make an official comment about the underwear bomber. Funny, it took Bush—yeah, that guy you still have scuff marks on your knees (along with that stain that just won’t come out on your shirt)—SIX days to make one comment about Richard Reid—you know, that guy who makes us all take our shoes off at the airports. It’s funny…this point has been made many times since Christmas, yet you still bring it up to this day. On top of that, you say President Obama was irritated when he spoke of the bomber…umm…were you listening to the same guy I was? I couldn’t tell he “didn’t want to do it” or anything of the sort. Are you sure you’re not high on your meds when you write this shit, Rush? In the end, Rush, you can’t compare the two…the bomber caused no death or damage, yet the earthquake took a large, devastating number of humanity with it, and sadly there could be Americans among the deceased.

If I’m reading this right, you, Rush, are bashing the President for doing the right thing! You’re bashing the President because he spoke up at a time of emergency for foreign peoples. You know, history is kinda funny…for repeating itself and at the same time bringing out the true character of those who run their mouths. Have you forgotten the 2005 tsunami, the one that happened the day after Christmas?? Did you criticize then President Bush for his immediate response to aid those victims at their hour of need?? That’s right, you didn’t…you’ve yet to wipe your chin from all the praise you gave him! Why is it, Rush, that you can praise Bush and demonize Obama for doing the same thing in their critical hours? Care to explain that to me? I’d truly love to hear your response!

Pat Robertson & Rush Limbaugh are true examples of American Shame! At this time of crisis you don’t extend your hand to hurt the victims and serve yourselves, you extend your hand to help the victims and you do so selflessly and with compassion. That’s what made America the greatest nation in the world…our ability to help others in need selflessly. Then again, we’re dealing with two poor excuses for humanity who know nothing but selfishness. I sincerely hope you both rot in hell. There’s no forgiving this act against humanity.

And for that, you deserve much worse, but for the time being, this week's kicking of the ding ding. Go fuck yourselves, you rotten human garbage.

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2010-01-14T01:52:00.002-06:00

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Video of the Week Chosen

2010-01-10T00:51:00.000-06:00

This week's video of the week comes from the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. A normal skit goes wrong, with hilarious results. Enjoy!

Join The Q Crew tonight at 9PM for a new episode of Llama80!

Jan. 10: Incompetent Douchebag NBC Suits & the Failing Jay Leno for Fucking with Conan O'Brien

2010-01-10T00:40:00.002-06:00

The first ding ding kicking of 2010 hands down goes to the clueless morons at NBC. Late last week news broke out on TMZ that Jay Leno, who is failing miserably at the 10pm/9 Central timeslot, would be moved to 11:35pm after the Olympics, while leaving Conan O'Brien out in the cold. At times it sounded like O'Brien was going to be fired. Things are still not final, but after speaking with a news director of an NBC affiliate in town, it looks like Leno will be on at 11:35, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien will air at 12:05, and doucebag Fallon airs at 1:05.

So why do they get kicked in the ding ding? The way the shit went down. It sounded like O'Brien was going to pay for the sins of Leno; Leno would get rewarded for sucking royal donkey balls in prime time; and it all came out of nowhere.

Even though Leno isn't fully at fault for sucking in prime time, he's gonna get kicked in the ding ding too. The whole mess began several years ago, when Leno announced that he'd retire from The Tonight Show and hand it over to Conan O'Brien. He cited that he wanted to leave early so he'd have time to do other things. As a consequence of this decision, the wheels got turning for the transition: new set, ending Late Night, replacing O'Brien with Fallon, uprooting families from New York to LA. Before the end of the Leno era in the Tonight Show, Leno began to pull a Brett Farve. Because of this, the incompetent executives at NBC scrapped the traditional prime time lineup to keep the whining Leno from becoming competition. His sucking in prime time led to lower turnouts for local news, therefore affiliates complained. Now NBC has to clean up from their experimental mess.

The only difference between Leno & Farve is that at least Farve pulling a Farve didn't affect the lives of many families--familes who happened to move from one coast to the other.

What about Conan? What really pissed me off was at a time where O'Brien's fate was unknown, Leno actually had the audacity to joke about it...saying "Fox looks good this time of year" if NBC cancelled him and his crap show. On top of that NBC executives sent statement after statement praising Leno, not so much for their commitment for keeping O'Brien.

In the end, no matter who you are and how much power you hold over people's lives, YOU DON'T FUCK WITH A MAN AND FAMILIES THAT WAY! You don't completely uproot people, relocate them many miles away, tell them they'd be there for years, and then out of the blue tell them to fuck off.

So for reasons mentioned here, fuck NBC, their executives, and Jay Leno, and accept the first kicking of the ding ding of 2010.

Craig Ferguson is still the funniest host of late night television! Suck on that, bitches!

Impromptu Llama80

2010-01-09T01:24:00.001-06:00

We did an impromptu Llama80 Friday night. If you missed this episode, then I feel sorry for you, for your soul will never be complete without it! Luckily for you, it's archived. Go to http://llama80.com and listen to it!

Doctor Anonymous hijacked the show, Ben with a Q's Blackberry goofed on him, Dom bought some porn, Dana Lu answered Ben's Challenge, Burl called in, Ottobox called in as Dr. A's mom, and Jayman himself came out from behind the bushes and called in!

Speaking of the Llama80 website, we updated our friends list. Check em out!

Llama80 will come back at you this Sunday night at 9pm Eastern/8pm Central on BTR. Listen live, chat in the chat room, and call in live at 646-595-4459. See ya Sunday night!

Happy New Year. Congrats to the Buckeyes, New Video, Website

2010-01-03T01:24:00.001-06:00

There's a lot to say in this one post.

1. Our website has a new look to it. Check it out. http://llama80.com

2. We hope you had a safe new year, and here's to all things good in 2010.

3. A new video of the week has been chosen. Enjoy Llamas with Hats 2:

4. Congratulations to the Buckeyes for whipping some Pant-less Duck ass! Out of the excitement of this, Llama80 will return a week early. So, join us TONIGHT @ 9pm for a NEW episode of Llama80!

Holiday Ding Ding Kicking!

2009-12-21T22:45:00.002-06:00

We at Llama80 wish everyone a very Happy Harmonica and a Happy New Beer to one and all! We're taking the next two Sundays off, but we'll be back with the first Llama80 of 2010 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 9PM Eastern.

Meanwhile, there are still some ding dings that are in desperate need in kicking. Case in point: Detective Baylor of the DC Police. You've probably heard of this, but he's the whiny little nigga in a Hummer who pulled a gun in a large snowball fight. The video below tells the story.

Now this bitch is behind a desk and being investigated, why, because his precious little Hummer got pelted with snowballs. You're a whiny little bitch who should have just stayed inside or even going a different route...I mean you're a DETECTIVE AFTER ALL, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STREET COP!!! Personally I think this bitch needs to be tied down to a fence, while people from the community he terrorized gather, and be assaulted with ice-balls for a good 10 minutes, but for the time being, he'll just get kicked in his withered little ding ding! Enjoy, Grinch!

New Video(s) of the Week Posted

2009-12-18T15:05:00.000-06:00

Let's celebrate the holidays like the late night tv hosts do this week.

Dec. 13: The Assholes Who Are Behind the Senesless Human Rights Violations of Homosexuals

2009-12-13T01:55:00.003-06:00

Watching the news this week, it wasn’t that difficult to determine who would be awarded the ding ding kicking. The only difficulty of it was watching the story behind it evolve.

It all started flipping through the channels late at night, battling my bouts of insomnia this week, where I happened to stop on a repeat edition of Prime News on HLN. First off, those who turned Headline News into “HLN” need kicked in the ding ding—I hate the cheapening of the news that they’ve done there (the only quality program they have is Robin Meade’s Morning Express show). Anyhoo, the anchor was interviewing a high school student who was assaulted with a metal pipe off school campus for being openly gay. The interview can be viewed here. Hell, one of the attackers came up to him in school to warn him of the assault to come. Schools officials were told of this threat, they were to call all parties to the office, yet it never happened—nothing was done. The student got on the bus to go home, the bus driver told him to sit behind him. The student was assaulted when he got off the bus. The only reason the assault was stopped was when a neighbor pulled a shot gun on the attackers when they had the kid cornered in a garage. The victim is still recovering, weeks after the brutal attack. The only person held accountable for the attack was the bus driver—that person was fired. School administrators, who did NOTHING, got nothing out of it.

The next day, I see coverage on The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC about proposed legislation in Uganda that would call for the imprisonment & death by hanging for merely being homosexual. She was interviewing a fucktard author named Richard Cohen (yes, a lesbian was interviewing a pure DICK!), who has written books full of erroneous information on homosexuals and homosexuality. The heated interview can be seen here. This asshat, who claims to be a former homosexual and claims that he hasn’t had a hand in the legislation processes in Uganda (oh and did I mention he lost his licenses in psychotherapy and is looked down upon by his peers), did a shitload of backtracking & denial when confronted by his own words by Maddow. Even though he claimed he did not work with people in Uganda on this issue, or his work was not cited by those involved in the legislation writing (all of which debunked), Cohen still says his hands are clean. Oh, at the end of the interview, he’s busted for not being fully straight.

Now I know you’re asking why this would draw my attention (because it’s legislation in Uganda). Well, funny you should ask that. It’s been heavily influenced by AMERICAN ultraconservative assholes! Rick Warren, evangelicals, senators, and members of the political mob “The Family,” a group of people & legislators who just lost tax exempt status. These people have been extremely active, traveling to Uganda multiple times (on your dime) for years, pushing the ultraconservative political agenda. What makes me sick even more so is that since the news of the Ugandan legislation broke here in America, these same assholes, including Rick Warren, acted this week like they just heard of this atrocity to human rights, even though they have been heavily involved way before the legislation was written?
Putting it shortly, I’m concerned because this would set back human rights thousands of years, and the possibility of human blood being spilled over being homosexual was instilled with American conservatism.

Well, news broke of this shit, and under pressure, the Ugandans took out the death penalty & life imprisonment condition from the legislation’s draft. There are still very controversial aspects in the new draft, so all is not right, but could you imagine what would happen if this horrendous bill and the horribly sick and corrupt people behind it was not brought up to light??

So, who gets the kick in the ding ding this week? A LOT of people:

The cowardly group of kids who assaulted the student with a metal pipe,
Richard Cohen,
Members of "The Family",
Ugandans who proposed the anti-gay legislation,
Rick Warren, and anyone with the Saddleback Church,
Any American involved (directly or indirectly) in the creation of this horrendous bill,
Anyone involved in providing Ugandans the false information on homosexuals and homosexuality,
Anyone who assaults another just because they are different/they are gay, and finally
Anyone who claims homosexuality is an attack on society.

You clueless morons! Have you no sense of decency? Have you no respect? You claim you do this in the act of God, yet God tells us to respect all whether you agree with them/their lifestyles or not, and teaches us that He alone is the judge, and therefore we’re not to judge others. Your ignorance and complete lack of respect of human rights, whether you agree with homosexuals or not, knocks us as a People way back many years. Shame on you, and shame on you for trying to pull the wool over our eyes…acting like you didn’t know anything about this proposed legislation when you were the ones directly behind it. You deserve much more than a kicking of the ding ding from me, society, & God, but for now you’re getting kicked in the ding ding by me. I only pray you see the light and the error of your ways and the ways you grossly twisted the word of God to push the conservative agenda on innocent peoples.

This Should Make BenQ's Day...

2009-12-07T11:15:00.002-06:00

Dec. 6: Tiger Woods, the Douchebag

2009-12-02T17:15:00.001-06:00

As we return to the airwaves, so do the weekly ding ding kickings! This week, we go straight to the obvious winner: the douchebag Tiger Woods. How the HELL do you cheat on that much hawtness???? And who the fuck called golf a sport? That asshat deserves a supplemental kicking of the ding ding, assuming that jackoff has a ding ding. After all these years, Tiger Woods finally gets what's been coming to him for far too long, as well as this week's kicking of the ding ding! It's a hole in one!

Stay tuned, if we're lucky, we might even have the very first kicking of the vajayjay! Tune in live Sunday at 9pm and find out!

Got Stuff for The Q Crew?

2009-12-02T15:28:00.001-06:00

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Nov. 29: The Failures in the Secret Service Who Allowed Uninvited Douchebags In the White House

2009-11-25T22:50:00.001-06:00

OK, so we're not doing a show this week because of the holiday. If we were there would be a relentless kicking of the ding dings of the Secret Service. This is why: http://us.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/11/25/state.dinner.crashers/index.html.

In an age where a sitting democratically-elected President has already received at least twice the amounts of threats against his life than his predecessor (who served 8 years), this is ABSOLUTELY INEXCUSABLE! In a world full of a bunch of senseless, brainless & brainwashed, soulless, and reasonless bastards (aka teabaggers); racists; Republicans; and other clueless fucks out there, there is no room for failure...he is OUR President, whether you voted for him or not. If you're a patriot, you support your president...well this is what you kept telling me for the past 9 years.

And if this wasn't bad enough...via 19 News in Cleveland, these 2 fucktards are "stars on a 'yet to air reality series.'" First the Balloon Boy, now this....makes it perfectly clear....REALITY TV MUST STOP NOW.

So this ding ding kicking goes to Tareq and Michaele Salahi, and the failures in the Secret Service. Fuck you, suck it, and take what's coming to you: firings, and this royal ding ding kicking!

New Video of the Week Chosen

2009-11-22T13:51:00.001-06:00

The Glenn Beck was so good it earned Video of the Week honors from November 8-21! Now with Thanksgiving knocking at our doors, here's something to eat when the turkey takes you down!

Don't forget to send your comments about the Twilight Twats at sparklyvampiressuck@llama80.com!

What's Your Take on New Moon?

2009-11-20T13:09:00.002-06:00

Got thoughts about the *cough* Twilight/New Moon movie? Are you a fan? Do you hate it so much it makes you wanna punch a baby? Email your thoughts at sparklyvampiressuck@llama80.com. We might read the responses on air, so make them good!

If This Isn't My Ticket to Hell, I Don't Know What Is!

2009-11-18T22:50:00.002-06:00

In Case You Were Wondering...

2009-11-18T12:57:00.000-06:00

Nov. 15: Teabaggers who continue to use Nazi propaganda against our President, yet can attack a Holocaust survivor (Draft)

2009-11-17T15:16:00.001-06:00

Note: This was written last week at the highpoint of my anger over this, so it may not make sense. I'll revise this when the NyQuil wears off...

For those who know me, you know that I have little to no respect for anyone out there who considers themselves as being a teabagger. I try to let go of all of the practical bullshit they pull to muddy the waters of American politics. I didn't think they could pull off something lower than anything humanly possible, but they've managed to do just that, and that's why I can't let this one go, and thus makes them the perfect recipient of this week's kicking of the ding ding.

You know the teabaggers, this so-called grassroots campaign (manufactured by corporations) to "bring back" democracy in a land where Rights have not been lost. You know, the same people who bitched about people calling Bush a Nazi, yet find it perfectly fine to do the same to Obama. It's funny they still use this rhetoric, especially after what they did.

Here's what they did.

Yes, you read that right, they continue to call our President Obama a Nazi, at the same time attacking a Holocaust survivor, humanitarian, and peaceful Elie Wiesel. All Elie did was post the following on his site about these assclowns--basically calling them what they truly are:

Elie Wiesel on the GOP Tea Party's anti-Semitism and Holocaust comparisons: "This kind of political hatred is indecent and disgusting"

This was said in response to Wiesel witnessing a sign at a teabagger protest in Washington, DC that showed dead bodies from the Dachau concentration camp stacked in a pile, and then compared this to the Democrats' health care reform plan.

Apparently such a short and accurate statement caused World War III with these soulless morons masquerading as patriots to say such vile things as the following:

The jews need to clam up and accept the fact that they are in a Chritian country.

This hollowcost thing is totally overblown by the jewish.

Eli Wiesel should just go back to Indonesia. I don't see him condemnig the terrorist shooter at Fort Hood.

Elie is a whiner. She should stop her whining. You didn't not complane when the libs were calling Bush Hitler.

You know what? The fact is that at a time in history, The Rosthchild family controlled practically everything.This is a fact. Not anti semitic. I resent the Jewish outrage at everything. I am a tea partier. obama is a Marxist and takes his orders from George Soros... it is similar and these people need to get a life., Why any Jew would support the Obama administation is a mystery anyway. He is a Muslim sympathizer and the greatest threat to Israel ever to sit in the White House. Wake up Jewish community. Take off the blinders.

Elie Weisel is disgusting PR-seeking profiteering demagogue who has made a fortune off playing on the world's guilt trips about the what happened to the Jews during WW2. Most objective WW2 researchers agree now that the beastial Nazi''s, who happened to be anti-capitalist Socialists, killed even more Slavs and Gypsies in their concentration camps than Jews, but you don't see the Slavs and Gypsies trying to profit off the "Holocaust" like some of the shameless powerful Jews in the media.

Is this the best you teabaggers can do? Have you no spell checkers? Have you no class? Have you no honor? Have you no respect? HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?????

THIS IS BEYOND SICK. This is beyond scary. Do you not realize the anger that is fueling your teabagging campaign is clouding your ability to reason, as if anymore you do hold that ability. I mean now you're attacking a Holocaust survivor...that's just like attacking an American Vet in a wheelchair, then pushing him down a flight of stairs.

For those of you who do not know, Eile Wiesel is a Holocaust survivor, who recalls his treatment during the Holocaust in his work Night. I have had the honor of listening to him give a presentation at Ashland University, and this man is true and very knowledgeable. If anyone had a Right to complain about the terms "Nazi" and the concentration camp images that seem to predominate the news today, he is the one!

Here's what gets me the most...you "holier than thou" teabaggers who can never be proven wrong (or even be reasoned with) get it all WRONG!

First off, the Founders' NEVER proclaimed the United States to be a Christian country, in fact they said this country is just as Muslim, Jewish...as it is Christian.
Next, it's HOLOCAUST, not hollocost, and your comment alone looks like a denial that it existed....not so much, you ignorant fuck!
Elie was NEVER from Indonesia. Look it up, fucktard. As for condemning the shooter at Fort Hood, that's not his job.
Elie is a male, not a she. You're trying to take away Elie's manhood like the Nazi's took away his humanity...just a thought.
Is it mandatory for any teabagger to reply to any question with "Obama's a Marxist...," even when such a false statement is not necessary? I mean is this a daily mantra you have to keep repeating to yourself so you can force yourself to believe a false statement and to be able to say it with a straight face?
I can assure you Elie Wiesel is not a profiteer of the Holocaust...I think you're mistaking Elie Wiesel for insurance companies who profit off of misery, illness, and death.

I mean if you can't get the basic facts right in the story, why in the world should I, or anyone in their right mind, listen to you, take your side in the debate, or even pay you one ounce of respect?

I have a serious question for all of you teabaggers. How do you sleep at night, wake up and still have the ability to look in the mirror and call yourselves men? The sole aspect that separates Man from Animal is Man's ability to Reason. Now you lack this, so how can you call yourselves Men?

Sometimes I wonder if you would agree with Iranian president Mahmoud I'm-a-nut-job when he says the Holocaust never existed. By your actions here, you're strongly implying you would. You do realize that one of the reasons we, and the world for that matter, do not trust him is for his Holocaust denial stories.

Let me ask you one more question...in the last year, did we really lose any of our Rights? Did we lose any of our freedoms? No you say, then tell me what you are talking about all this time? Do you not realize you're being played like fucking fools by the Corporate gods that seem to run the GOP? Your whole movement reminds me of the Populist movement of the 1900s...and guess how that ended...in complete disarray, and guess who took the ball and ran with it for years to come....THE VERY PROGRESSIVES YOU CONDEMN. History sure has a funny way of repeating itself.

Teabaggers and the corporations that ~~dictate~~ I mean fuel their movement are doing a far more efficient job of destroying this nation than any terrorist or terrorist organization could ever dream of. Conspiracy theories, twisted logic, and political opinion masquerading as fact is poison that could kill the heart of strongest patriot. It's easy to see that the anger built up in people who buy into this bullshit clouds their judgment and reasoning abilities, but do you realize you're taking down the greatest nation, and the rest of the free world down with you?

You can't be reasoned with, your mindset & logic is worse than any terrorist, & YOU are the true enemy of the People of the United States. And for that you can truly burn in hell, get a fucking life, and accept this kick in the ding ding!

Preview of the Next Kicking of the Ding Ding Installment

2009-11-09T15:12:00.001-06:00

Guess what kids, it didn't take too long to find the next worthy jabronis to get a kick in the ding ding from Jesse Wilder! Here's a preview.

Nov. 8: The Asshole Father Who Killed His Daughter For Being "Westernized" in America

2009-11-09T14:41:00.000-06:00

In a week that saw two cowardly shootings, which we took care of on air, there was still one royal assclown who deserves a royal kicking in his tiny, withered ding ding.

Information on the asshole.

Faleh Almaleki, an Iraqi immigrant and father of 20 year old Noor Almaleki, was outraged that his daughter became "Westernized," and did not follow his religious traditions. So outraged, that he decided it be best to mow her down with his car, along with the mother of her boyfriend. After the suffering, and spinal surgery, Noor sadly died; the boyfriend's mother is still in serious condition at the hospital. After being the pussy that he was for running over his daughter, the coward decided to leave the country...maybe his conscious caught up to him. He was caught in the UK, and he was flown back her to face aggravated assault charges. Now he can be charged with Murder.

Really, does religion consume so much of a person to cloud their judgments, and reason, insomuch as to kill your own daughter for "bringing shame to the family?" I mean Joe Wilson brought shame to the nation, yet patriots are not killing him. And then to think about it, he's complaining about his daughter being "Westernized" in THE WESTERN WORLD!!!! What do you expect, you asshat? I'm not going too far as calling this a Christian country, but in the Western World, in America, you have the freedom to practice any religion however you like, insomuch as it doesn't draw harm to others. If you do not believe in one aspect of a religion, here in the land of the free, you don't have to practice it. If it's outdated, don't follow it. In a geeky sense, you're mad because your daughter's running on Windows 7 but you want her to run on your Windows 95...heaven forbid your religion ran on Mac!

Ultimately, religion promotes peace, love, and understanding. How can you do that when you kill your own flesh and blood just because she has a disagreement? For that I say fuck you, burn in hell, and here's your kick in the ding ding, you worthless fuck!

Read Ben with a Q's Latest Feature on Page Six

2009-11-07T20:34:00.000-06:00

Read Ben with a Q's latest post on The Llama Times Page Six. Here you'll get to know more about Ben with a Q, his father, reflections on the shootings this week, and why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. It's an interesting read, you should read.

Jesse's Video of the Week Chosen

2009-11-06T21:38:00.000-06:00

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Another Q Feature on Page Six

2009-11-04T09:57:00.001-06:00

Looks like Ben with a Q (TM) is once again featured on The Llama Times Page Six, and will be time and time again: The Llama Times: Page Six

A Ding Ding Kicking Preview...

2009-11-03T09:08:00.001-06:00

The Next Worthless Assclown to Get Kicked in the Ding Ding

Nov. 1: 75% of Republican Senators Voting Against the Franken Anti-Rape Bill

2009-11-03T08:20:00.000-06:00

The first recipient(s) of the coveted Llama80 Weekly Kicking of the Ding Ding goes to not one, not two, not three, but 30 MEN. 30 Republican Senators to be exact. These are the 30 men who believe that it's perfectly fine to heavily politicize the accusations of a community organization that receives tax money, but sit on their hands when a corporation (who also receives tax money, breaks, and undebatable contracts) electrocutes their own country's fighting men in Iraq and deny a woman her right to justice after being GANG RAPED and locked in a crate for reporting the crime.

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http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/15/jon-stewart-on-the-gops-support-for-gang-rape/

I don't know if I can add to the content of the two videos; they both explain themselves.

How in the world could ANYONE vote against such a bill? Calling it a "political move" is such a fucking douche move. As Jon Stewart said, "If, to protect Halliburton, you have to side against rape victims, you might want to rethink your allegiances."

All I know is with this in mind, I certainly do not want to hear any more bitching from the neo-CONS out there about ACORN. All of the shit they're accused of doesn't even remotely come close to the actual bullshit Halliburton has been caught with: from denying a rape victim justice & allowing an environment where she was locked in a crate when the gang-rape was reported, to electrocuting our military with their half-assed attempts of fulfilling their contracted work. You 30 Republican dipshits realize these things should work both ways, right? And for that, you 30 assclowns get kicked in your shriveled little ding dings.

Greetings & Complementary Kicking of the Ding Ding

2009-11-03T08:14:00.001-06:00

Welcome to the Llama80's Weekly Kicking of the Ding Ding blog. Here you will mostly find the morons in the news that Llama80 decided to kick in the ding ding, either on air, on the website (http://llama80.com), or both. You may also find other ramblings from the co-host Jesse here as well. Anyhoo, drink your coffee, eat your Double Stack, pet a llama, wear a cup, and enjoy the kicking of the ding dings...because hey, these twats have it coming!